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“I’m a dynamic figure. My name is Sanjay, pronounced SUN-JAY. When I was nine, I could factor quadratic equations in my head, but I forgot how… after my first kiss. I’ve appeared on national television. Articles about me have been published in national magazines. I’ve represented Canada at international conferences. I’m five foot ten.

Once, I was approached by three strangers on the same day who claimed they would name their children after me. I don’t believe in magic but I’m capable of magical feats. I’ve made audiences cry from laughter, from emotion… and moo like cows. I play “Sunjay Says.” I’ve won awards in academics. I’ve won awards in athletics. I’ve won awards in the arts. But, I have never won a Ward… or been a warden. I’m certified in CPR and First Aid. I can dance… but not well. I spent time in a penitentiary… on tour. I romance. I bromance… but I’ve never been to France.

I know the difference between nowhere and nowhere. I’ve sung live with The Police. I’ve owned several businesses. I’ve written books. I’ve been asked for my autograph… I play chess.

I am happy. I am a father. I have traveled abroad. Sometimes I cry. Although I’m not clairvoyant, I can hear you when you’re not talking. I’m an acute listener. I believe you can do it. I believe I can do it. I believe anyone can do it. I have a list of life goals. I will achieve them.”